Chick Rules

Now comes the part that everyone hates. The Rules. Even the kids' pizza place with the playground inside has rules... no shoes, no gum, no spitting, no bad words and no entry unless you wear the ID wristband. We, too, have rules before you can come in. It's all common sense, but before you register you must read and agree to them. Then it's all laid out on the table and we can move on with gettin' Chicky with it.

One of the greatest things about being a Chick is being able to make financial decisions on your own. No where within this site shall you get the impression that we are recommending or telling you which stocks to buy. You are a Chick, and you will be responsible for every investment decision you make. You should use what you read here as starting points for doing independent research on companies and investing techniques. Then decide for yourself which items you agree with and which to toss out of the Coop.

We will not be liable for any choice you make based on what you've read here.

We also have a few other rules you must abide by:

1. Our content is copyrighted. All of the content you find here stays here. This includes message boards. Unless of course, you ask us and we consent in writing.

2. Other people's work is copyrighted, too. Even if you find an article elsewhere and want to post it here on your message board, you can't. You may link to it, but no copy and pasting. This includes recipes, song lyrics, art and graphics. You must have the written consent of the copyright holder before doing so.

3. Only one user name per person. It might be funny to start your own club with yourself having 10 different user names, but when it comes time for all of your persons to contribute their monthly dues, then what are you going to do? Only one user name per person, please.

4. If you post on our message boards we are entitled to use it for promotions, or elsewhere within our site. Don't worry, if we ever use something of yours we'll try to let you know. But if you write it here, it becomes our material.

5. Keep personal information to yourself.  Don't let the world know where you live or what your phone number is on the message boards. Don't give out other people's personal information either. Respect everyone's privacy.

6. Conduct:

a) Don't swear, be mean, stalk or harass anyone. Remember the Golden Egg Rule, "Say unto others only what you wouldn't mind hearing." Or does it go, "Do unto others as you would have done unto you." Either way, just be nice.

b) Don't post about, or link to anything sexual. This is a Chick Investment Site, and no other kind. (Stop giggling.)

c) No spamming. That's the online word for posting the same thing many times. Don't post the same note more than once on many different message boards. We'll have to take your ID tag away.

d) Don't pretend to be somebody else. Your impersonations may be humorous at family gatherings, but not on the message boards.

e) No posting advertising material or soliciting. This includes advertisements for your business, the latest get-rich-quick scheme, or solicitations for a charity.

f) Don't make false or misleading statements to manipulate the price of any company or security.

g) Don't post or transmit any files that can damage someone's computer. No LoveBugs, TrojanHorses or the like.

h) You are responsible for anything posted under your User Name. Do not give your password out to anyone.

7. We have the right to terminate your membership at anytime. You will hold Chicksite LLC harmless and indemnify it from any actions, claims, proceedings, or liabilities arising out of your violation of these terms and conditions.

8. Reporting a problem. If you come across any violations to these rules or have any problems navigating the site, do not hesitate to let us know at feedback@chickslayingnesteggs.com. We'll be happy to address your concerns.

9. Disclaimer of Warranties and Limitation of Liabilities

a) Chickslayingnesteggs.com can't warrant that our content will be error free, because I'm sure we'll make some mistakes. We're human too, and whether it be a typo, a wrong number, a name, etc., don't take everything we say as the gospel. It is our opinion. We thoroughly enjoy the opinion of the other Chicks, but that doesn't mean you have to. Besides, we may not always be right.

b) We also can't make any promises to you that our web site will be error free of its delivery. By delivery we mean, it might not always get from our headquarters to your computer without interruption. We'll do our best, but you never know when there might be something funky in the air.

c) You agree that under no circumstances will Chicksite LLC be liable for direct, indirect, incidental, consequential or any other type of damages resulting from your use or inability to use of our site, or downloading of any content on our site. This includes, but is no way limited to, loss or injury caused in whole or in part by our negligence or by stuff beyond our control in creating or delivering any portion of chickslayingnesteggs.com.

And a note from our lawyer...

Chicksite LLC disclaims the accuracy, veracity, reliability or completeness of any information contained in our site or in any hyperlink appearing on our site, irrespective of its source, and we will not be liable for any loss or damage caused by your or any other person's reliance on any information obtained from our site, or in a hyperlinked area. If any provision in this Agreement is invalid, unenforceable, or absurd, the remaining provisions will continue in full force and effect. This Agreement shall be governed by the domestic laws of the State of Indiana, USA without giving effect to any choice or conflict of law provision or rule that would cause the application of the laws of any jurisdiction other than the State of Indiana, USA. You agree to submit to the jurisdiction of any state or federal court sitting in Fort Wayne, Indiana, USA in any action or proceeding arising out of or relating to this Agreement and agree that all claims in respect of the action or proceeding may be heard and determined in any such court. You waive any defense of inconvenient forum to the maintenance of any action or proceeding so brought and waive any bond, surety, or other security that might be required of us. You agree that we would be damaged irreparably in the event any of the provisions of this Agreement are not performed in accordance with their specific terms or otherwise are breached and, accordingly, you agree that we will be entitled to an injunction or injunctions to prevent breaches of the provisions of this Agreement and to enforce specifically this Agreement and the terms and provisions hereof in any action instituted in any court having jurisdiction over the parties and the matter, in addition to any other remedy to which we may be entitled, whether at law or in equity.