Question of the Week

What's the worst song ever written?

CHICKS' ANSWERS

Short People by Randy Newman. Here are the lyrics...
Short People got no reason to live
They got little hands and little eyes
And they walk around tellin' great big lies
They got little noses and tiny little teeth...
Believe it or not, it was a hit song when I was in 9th grade. As the tiniest person in the whole class, I was sung it a lot. This week's question was a breeze... by far, it's the worst song ever written. Do I sound bitter? Chick Karin

I truly don't know the official title of the song, but the chorus goes like this: "I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me." Sad statement... doesn't that speak for itself? Chick Kristin

Lollipop - the song says nothing, means nothing and is inane. Chick Susie

How 'bout, Jesus Was Really a Cowboy. We, the congregation, sang it once when we went to the Cowboy Church in Greesewood Flats, AZ. Following the service, the minister went out and blessed the horses outside the church. Chick Jeanette

I don't know if this is the worst song ever written but it is by FAR my least favorite song -- I've Got You Babe by Sonny and Cher. Whenever they play it, I turn the station. Chick Julie

Been thinking about this for a few days and all I can come up with is Wayne Newton's Donka Shane. (Sorry about the butchering of the language!) The Chicks know my relationship to Wayne... When I was about 5, he brought me up on stage so he could sing Red Roses for A Blue Lady to me! I was mortified. But the go-go boots I was wearing have been memorialized... right, Karin? Chick Cheryl

ANYTHING by that freak show Marilyn Manson. The guy absolutely turns my stomach, which I am sure is his only goal in life. Chick Megan

Honestly, I can't think of bad song. Every song I know or remember, I'm usually humming along to and they're pretty good songs. So I can't really think of one. I could tell you I have a few best songs written though: Doe-A-Deer a Female Deer, Bye-Bye, Miss American Pie and any of the songs on Prince's 1999 album. Now those are all some great songs. Chick Jana

YOUR ANSWERS

Rainy Nights is the worst song ever. How it made it so big I'll never understand. It reaches my last nerve! Karen

MacArthur Park... where else do you get such great lyrics as "Someone left my cake out in the rain" and " I don't think I'll ever use that recipe again" in the same song? Double D Karen

I have never heard it but the title just sounds absolutely stupid -- Get Your Tongue Out of My Mouth, 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye. Tracy

I thinks it's called Blinded by the Light... good grief, something about "wrapped up like a douche." What's up with that? Judy

Muskrat Love - ugh. Rhonda

Feelings. I think that is the most depressing song EVER! anonymous

The song that bugs me most is Mac the Knife. Sue

Be Happy. Betsy